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Please enjoy your stay


For 18 years of my life I was lied to about baby carrots. 
@cookYdesuu
pizza-is-the-key:
“ The gays are on sale
”
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pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

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snakesonaplate:

Also took this one out for sun as well. I put him down in the grass since I trusted him not to zoom away like I’m pretty sure Mooncake would haha

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boom clap the sound of my

translord:

gun

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matching icon w/baes

Now i just gotta actually watch Steven Universe B’))

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
”
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres)

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The “strange music taste” squad

cakecatzodiac:

Libra, Aquarius, Pisces, Gemini, Cancer

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same  libra  

(Source: awwww-cute)

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nursary:
“elevenacres:
“Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face
”
he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him
”
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nursary:

elevenacres:

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

(Source: flashbak.com)

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(Source: chillin-likeavillainnn)

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Add in your own language

aliciiaspinnet:

lilypxtter:

English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Kantotan tayo
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: quiero sentir tu lengua en mi pene
Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 你是个混蛋
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes
Swedish: Ät min röv
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Polish : Kocham cię
French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek
Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af
Italian: sei un caga coglioni
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Estonia: Ma armastan sind
Latvina: Es tevi mīlu
Croatian: volim te
Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。
Latin: amo te
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
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the tag thing is strong with this 

(Source: l-ucia)

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596,874 plays


(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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me omw to steal yo girl  same  me  

risiblerose asked,

literally go a w a y

demo watash i wa her e  to  s  t a  y

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beyondshannonsthoughts:

lpride:

swolizard:

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

This made me so happy

this is beautiful

THIS

(Source: lgbt.allstateonline.com)

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gj allstate  B))  
rice-fan:
“Mac daddy (Mac n’ cheese, hot sauce, and bacon)
”
oooooh daddy B))
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rice-fan:

Mac daddy (Mac n’ cheese, hot sauce, and bacon)

oooooh daddy B))

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food  porn  mac n cheese  bacon  burger  yummmm  
plays


diosalicantropa:

nonsensicalnoelle:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

jESUS

HAHAHAHA

IM DYING BABY NOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 808paracosm)

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HAHAHHA  OMG  DUMDUMS  CATS